The best gift one could give. Well, the actual dick in a box, and this t-shirt comes in a close second. Over at your parent's house: a dick in a box. Mid day at the grocery store: a dick in a box. Backstage at the CMA's: a dick in a box. Never one to pass up on making paraphernalia based on the latest SNL musical short, we are offering this new t-shirt outlining the instructions for constructing such a present. To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps: 1.) Cut a hole in a box. 2.) Put your junk in that box. 3.) Make her open the box. And that's the way you do it...