Finally, the definitive Edward Fortyhands t-shirt. For all you unaware, here are the official rules: 1. Obtain two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages, preferably malt liquor (RetroDuck suggests Colt 45). 2. Secure said 40s with duct tape to your hands, then open them with your mouth. 3. You may not use the restroom or remove the 40s until they are both finished. 4. Remove finished 40s and hold handstand and/or cartwheel competitions (optional, but also awesome).